So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I understand Curling. That high.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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