We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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