My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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