yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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