And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think my moral compass just broke
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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