He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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