you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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