1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I love you. Go after that dick
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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