this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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