I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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