I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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