I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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