You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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