ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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