He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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