TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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