If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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