we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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