But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
