Sober January is a disaster.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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