She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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