'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
honey bunches of taint.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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