If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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