"it" just moved
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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