The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The adults are the big ones right?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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