brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
