There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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