forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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