You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
