Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
