oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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