piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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