wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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