quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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