Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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