kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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