: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just gargled with NyQuil
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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