I must be too annoying 4 u.
that's an acceptable place to lick
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
No...this little piggys going to the bar
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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