Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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