if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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