The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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