In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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