so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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