Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and she was petting her beer can
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Randomize
