I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
