that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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