is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Randomize
