i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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