I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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