he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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