I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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