Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
there is glitter all over my balls
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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