Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's official drugs can't kill me
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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