it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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