have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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