i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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